Epistle To The Rev. John Mmath

  epistle to the rev. john m'math
  sept. 13, 1785.
  inclosing a copy of “holy willie's prayer,”
  which he had requested, sept. 17, 1785
  while at the stook the shearers cow'r
  to shun the bitter blaudin' show'r,
  or in gulravage rinnin scowr
  to pass the time,
  to you i dedicate the hour
  in idle rhyme.
  my musie, tir'd wi' mony a sonnet
  on gown, an' ban', an' douse black bonnet,
  is grown right eerie now she's done it,
  lest they should blame her,
  an' rouse their holy thunder on it
  an anathem her.
  i own 'twas rash, an' rather hardy,
  that i, a simple, country bardie,
  should meddle wi' a pack sae sturdy,
  wha, if they ken me,
  can easy, wi' a single wordie,
  lowse hell upon me.
  but i gae mad at their grimaces,
  their sighin, cantin, grace-proud faces,
  their three-mile prayers, an' half-mile graces,
  their raxin conscience,
  whase greed, revenge, an' pride disgraces
  waur nor their nonsense.
  there's gaw'n, misca'd waur than a beast,
  wha has mair honour in his breast
  than mony scores as guid's the priest
  wha sae abus'd him:
  and may a bard no crack his jest
  what way they've us'd him?
  see him, the poor man's friend in need,
  the gentleman in word an' deed—
  an' shall his fame an' honour bleed
  by worthless, skellums,
  an' not a muse erect her head
  to cowe the blellums?
  o pope, had i thy satire's darts
  to gie the rascals their deserts,
  i'd rip their rotten, hollow hearts,
  an' tell aloud
  their jugglin hocus-pocus arts
  to cheat the crowd.
  god knows, i'm no the thing i should be,
  nor am i even the thing i could be,
  but twenty times i rather would be
  an atheist clean,
  than under gospel colours hid be
  just for a screen.
  an honest man may like a glass,
  an honest man may like a lass,
  but mean revenge, an' malice fause
  he'll still disdain,
  an' then cry zeal for gospel laws,
  like some we ken.
  they take religion in their mouth;
  they talk o' mercy, grace, an' truth,
  for what?—to gie their malice skouth
  on some puir wight,
  an' hunt him down, owre right and ruth,
  to ruin straight.
  all hail, religion! maid divine!
  pardon a muse sae mean as mine,
  who in her rough imperfect line
  thus daurs to name thee;
  to stigmatise false friends of thine
  can ne'er defame thee.
  tho' blotch't and foul wi' mony a stain,
  an' far unworthy of thy train,
  with trembling voice i tune my strain,
  to join with those
  who boldly dare thy cause maintain
  in spite of foes:
  in spite o' crowds, in spite o' mobs,
  in spite o' undermining jobs,
  in spite o' dark banditti stabs
  at worth an' merit,
  by scoundrels, even wi' holy robes,
  but hellish spirit.
  o ayr! my dear, my native ground,
  within thy presbyterial bound
  a candid liberal band is found
  of public teachers,
  as men, as christians too, renown'd,
  an' manly preachers.
  sir, in that circle you are nam'd;
  sir, in that circle you are fam'd;
  an' some, by whom your doctrine's blam'd
  (which gies you honour)
  even, sir, by them your heart's esteem'd,
  an' winning manner.
  pardon this freedom i have ta'en,
  an' if impertinent i've been,
  impute it not, good sir, in ane
  whase heart ne'er wrang'd ye,
  but to his utmost would befriend
  ought that belang'd ye.